- Moppet: I don't want to go to school. I tan just get off the bus right now.
- Dad-ish: I have to go to work.
- Moppet: I tan go home and you tan go to work.
- Dad-ish: But you're 3. You can't be home alone.
- Moppet: I tan invite friends over!
What are: things Gov. Sanford could have named his kids instead of Blake, Bolton, Landon, and Marshall.
Less trendy and would have ended up being pretty useful?
(Bless his heart.)” —
Denial, Bolstering, Differentiation, and Transcendence.
“Life without TV is borderline camping.”
I’ve written about how much I love his blog before, but honest to God with this one he convinced me: we’re kindered. Otherwise, how could he possibly know that my tagline for camping is “It’s Like Playing Homeless,” and agree with it in a special secret coded message just to me? That’s it, he’s going on the list.
It’s a meme so tired, it’s a classic. Or a tradition. In any event, an update is in order. Seriously. Because that last one was a dispatch from crazy town.
The Top 5 as it Stands:
(Apparently you have two choices to make the list: be funny or tough. Amuse me or scare me! I need a jester or a knight? Clearly I desperately need a visit to Colleen’s psychic to straighten this out.)
- John Travolta
- Prince William
HA. I just remembered a list of yore, one that included, um, Enrique Iglesias. Pre-mole-removal, that’s how long ago. Ah. To memories that burn with that special shame feeling. Cheers.