June 2009
So, So, So lovely. →
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Every time I make it through without blanking on questions or the tape recorder malfunctioning (knock on wood), I thank the baby Jesus. And when I get to talk to someone charming, smart, and lovely to boot? Well, then the thank you goes on much fancier stationery.
The Logic Is Pretty Unassailable...
- Moppet: I don't want to go to school. I tan just get off the bus right now.
- Dad-ish: I have to go to work.
- Moppet: I tan go home and you tan go to work.
- Dad-ish: But you're 3. You can't be home alone.
- Moppet: I tan invite friends over!
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What are: things Gov. Sanford could have named his kids instead of Blake, Bolton, Landon, and Marshall.
Less trendy and would have ended up being pretty useful?
(Bless his heart.)
” —
Denial, Bolstering, Differentiation, and Transcendence.
Because He Could Write "How to Be THE Perfect Celebrity."
“Life without TV is borderline camping.”
I’ve written about how much I love his blog before, but honest to God with this one he convinced me: we’re kindered. Otherwise, how could he possibly know that my tagline for camping is “It’s Like Playing Homeless,” and agree with it in a special secret coded message just to me? That’s it, he’s going on the list.
It’s a meme so tired, it’s a classic. Or a tradition. In any event, an update is in order. Seriously. Because that last one was a dispatch from crazy town.
The Top 5 as it Stands:
(Apparently you have two choices to make the list: be funny or tough. Amuse me or scare me! I need a jester or a knight? Clearly I desperately need a visit to Colleen’s psychic to straighten this out.)
- Jorge Garcia
- Kevin Smith
- Iain Lee
- James Gandolfini
- Gordon Ramsay
Retired Jerseys
- John Travolta
- Prince William
HA. I just remembered a list of yore, one that included, um, Enrique Iglesias. Pre-mole-removal, that’s how long ago. Ah. To memories that burn with that special shame feeling. Cheers.
