“Important Things Are Inevitably Cliché…”
The Chuck Klosterman Index™ is getting an update. It’s no longer just the metric by which I choose who to read, it’s the true measure of who I will get along with instantly.
If you’ve read him, or have an interest and spark of clever whereby I feel compelled to recommend him to you (which of course weeds out all non-readers instantly, but does retain sports fans and metal heads, you’re welcome) then we’re unavoidably cool.

That said, I had no idea this existed, but now I want it.
AND OH YEAH. I always forget because it’s so obvious, but C.K. is hard-core Gemini.
