Year: Two
In unrelated events, I got my Army Glamour Shot* taken today and I realized it’s my second anniversary of signing up.

It seems like forever in as much as how my life has changed (surely decades would be needed to house all of it?) and like it’s gone so quickly. Part of me wants to name this photo “Crazy Aunt Zoë Was In the Army Once,” just in case the Bro’s kids’ kids use the Googles on a family history project someday, but the internet will probably it a chip planted in your brain by then, so probably no need.

In any event, milestone noted. And I’m excited for Year Three. I hear this is the year when you start finally understanding Beetle Bailey.
*I know it’s a Glamour Shot because there is a man out of frame pulling down on my jacket for all he’s worth to make it hang smooth and I have a binder clip making my collar fit tight enough. Glam.
