“Present.”
Speaking of parties, despite being retired from the circus, I registered. I mean, if you want to retain all your Supercilious Merit Badges, you have to be registered.
And so, the oval that’s been #2ed in since 1996, is no longer. I know. And I KNOW.
Well friends, if you’re going to spend all your time trying to out-swagger, out-Carhartt, out-church, and out-pander to the crazies, I cannot. I don’t have enough poster board to play what you’ve become. And this from someone who spent 10 years at San Francisco polls hearing, “You want a WHAT kind of ballot?”
And being as its Oregon, the decision means:
By state law, you may only vote in the primary for the party for which you have registered.
So could I have picked so I could primary? Yes, but gaming the system is not as important as the fact that I don’t feel represented by any Major League team. So there it is: off the grid, unaffiliated, N/A, “Other”.
But good on ya, OR. That crazy mail-in only thing seems to be working.
