Zoë Stagg

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And then, this other time I was mad? Ew, Republican National Committee, ew. Your return address says: Office of Control and Audit. There’s a visible “LAST NOTICE” orange envelope inside. Because once someone has gone through the “Oh, NO. What do I owe, what bill have I forgotten, it’s TAX TIME am I being AUDITED?” and they realize it’s from you — they’re going to be all over whipping out the check book for you. I mean, that’s some solid PR. Tell those flies to find their honey elsewhere.

And then, this other time I was mad? Ew, Republican National Committee, ew. Your return address says: Office of Control and Audit. There’s a visible “LAST NOTICE” orange envelope inside.

Because once someone has gone through the “Oh, NO. What do I owe, what bill have I forgotten, it’s TAX TIME am I being AUDITED?” and they realize it’s from you — they’re going to be all over whipping out the check book for you. I mean, that’s some solid PR.

Tell those flies to find their honey elsewhere.

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