Zoë Stagg

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You know what it means when you’ve spent your whole life never hearing your name, let alone pronounced right, and then all of a sudden it’s ranked in the Top 100 and Top Twin Names (whatever that means)?
It means you spend a lot of time at the grocery store hearing, “NO. Zoë! Put it down!” And whipping around guilty to see someone knee-high with naughty cereal.
Just holler. You’ll either get me, or 7,000 three year olds.

You know what it means when you’ve spent your whole life never hearing your name, let alone pronounced right, and then all of a sudden it’s ranked in the Top 100 and Top Twin Names (whatever that means)?

It means you spend a lot of time at the grocery store hearing, “NO. Zoë! Put it down!” And whipping around guilty to see someone knee-high with naughty cereal.

Just holler. You’ll either get me, or 7,000 three year olds.

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  1. nyceophyte said: Yesssss. My name is rare for someone my age. Then in 1999 every baby plus some were named some variation of Brittney. I was waiting tables at the time. You can imagine how often I heard what I thought was someone trying to flag me down.
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