You know what it means when you’ve spent your whole life never hearing your name, let alone pronounced right, and then all of a sudden it’s ranked in the Top 100 and Top Twin Names (whatever that means)?
It means you spend a lot of time at the grocery store hearing, “NO. Zoë! Put it down!” And whipping around guilty to see someone knee-high with naughty cereal.
Just holler. You’ll either get me, or 7,000 three year olds.