Yeah, I see your special effects. What else ya got?
I can’t. I can’t stop thinking a) this is a picture of my insides today; and b) laughing and making my protein-whatever goop come out mah nose. The comb tracks = best part.
I have no idea why I was so sad, but apparently the photographer called my parents to warn them that I was uncooperative and that they may not get any good pictures. I don’t know what he was talking about, though, because this is far and away the best picture of my entire childhood.
