Reasons to avoid celebrity weeklies include: things that are wrong; and things that are true but also wrong.
At least we have a fighting chance now. Vintage Enquirer, for instance, couldn’t be refuted (splendidly and succinctly) in a tweet.
And in things that are true but also wrong, forget the fighting chance — if you don’t read celebrity weeklies, you don’t know that Busy Phillips little girl has this cardigan which is the most adorable cardigan ever, but is also $54. Celebrities! Pay adult-sized prices for kiddo-sized duds.
They’re totally just like us.