Drag[Inter]net…
The nursery has roughly the same security features as a modern convenience store. Multiple camera angles, motion detection, web interface — the only thing missing is that height strip next to the door.
I might install one starting at 15 inches high, because we have a tiny perp in the house.
The motion sensors detected movement in the crib around oh-twenty-hundred hours. A quick surveillance of the scene remotely showed the suspect and a Rock-a-bye Baby in progress: SLEEPING IN THE CRIB.
This obviously is a major infraction, and swift justice was needed. I crept up the stairs planning to disrupt the crime in progress armed with nothing but monster hands and a scary voice.
The entire bust was caught on the same security camera as the crime itself.
It seems the lesson was taught. The sweet “giant kitty bed” upstairs is not for kitties at all — and the back of the sofa is juuuuust right.
