“What’s the Last Thing I Wash & the First Thing You Do?”
All I’m looking for is like a towel/robe/hood situation like they make for kids. One-stop drying, you know, easy.
I thought surely such a thing exists and lives in the land of Lillian Vernon, Miles Kimball, and the exalted Fingerhut.
Not exactly.
What I did find however, was that this charming product exists.
Exists, and you can buy it on an installment plan.
